How mexican are you?

I just got this sent to me. Take this test to see if you're a true mexican...or on your way to become one...

1) If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas... You're a Mexican!!

2) If you pronounce words beginning with the letter 'S' by putting an 'E' in front of it, (estop instead of stop)...big time Mexican.

3) If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican.

4) If you have ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, ' Sana , Sana , Colita de rana.....' You're Mexican, big time!!!

5) If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere, on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back..Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).

6) If you throw a 'Grito' every time you hear Vicente Fernandez... then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.

7. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told 'pobrecito de ti si lloras' or 'Vas a ver orita que salgamos.'... Yes, you're definitely a Mexican.

8. If you ask for something by 'dame esa chingadera' instead of calling it by its name... Yup! Mexican!

9. If you constantly refer to cereal as 'con fleys' or cake as 'kay-ke'...You're a Mexican.

10. If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at 'el parque'... Guess what? You're a Mexican.

11. If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender. ..Mexican.

12. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. ..Yes, you're a Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!